"David, you're the bestest David ever in the whole wide world."
The boy often calls me by my first name, which I do not mind. I call him by his first name, too.
I replied, "Aw, that's so sweet. Thank you. You're the bestest Silas ever in the whole wide world."
"Thanks, David. And you know what?"
"What?"
"You're the bestest toy buyer in the whole world."
There's always a catch.
adam wainwright will play for
3 years ago

Like most others unhappily devoid of (human) children, typically pictures and stories about OPCs (other people's children) trigger my gag reflex, but not yours. I like how you treat The Boy like a little peer. That's how I'll treat my (human) children if I so happen to have one or more before my uterus dries up and rots out of my body.
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