Silas Blows His Own Horn

Conversation this morning after the boy's bath:

Boy: My willie looks like a slug.

Dad: Huh. It's not all slimy, I hope.

Boy: I have the biggest willie of all the boys at my old school.

Dad: (Shocked into silence, wondering what exactly they do at school.)

Boy: My willie is sooooo big, daddy.

Dad: Um. Ok. Well that's good. It's good to have a big willie, I guess.

Boy: And you have a giant willie, daddy.

Dad: Um. Well actually.... Um.