Conversation with boy (after reading bedtime story and turning off the light):
Silas: Dad?
Dad: What?
Silas: I need to sanitize.
Dad: Why?
Silas: You know that thing you told me not to do?
Dad: What thing?
Silas: Not to scratch in the crack where my poop comes out.
Dad: Uh huh.
Silas: I did that.
(Dad traipses off to the bathroom, returns with sanitizer)
The boy will do anything to forestall bedtime for one more minute.
adam wainwright will play for
3 years ago
Now THAT is funny! Bedtime = manipulation at it's finest hour. ~ Aly Cat
ReplyDeleteYer killin me!
ReplyDeleteI just realized I could comment on these. Ella has done this as well, but with a slight twist. Ella: Smell this mommy. Me: Eewww!! What is that? Ella: That's my butt!
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